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I'm takin' the dog... DUMBASS!

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

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snorlaxatives:

i wish i was a sim so i could get fit after one cardio work out 

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  • Do they still have meetings and stuff?
  • France: Anyone heard from America lately?
  • Mexico: Same old, same old. They're still sending out children to fight to the death in a reality show.
  • UK: Shouldn't we do something about that?
  • China: Just leave them, at least they're not annoying us.

Anonymous asked: I CAN'T GET COMFORTABLE AND I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO OR WHO TO TALK TO I JUST FEEL REALLY REALLY SICK AND JUST REALLY BAD AND IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT SUICIDE FOR A LONG TIME AND I DONT WANNA RUIN YOUR DAY BUT WHAT DO I DO I JUST ERHHG

sluttynuggets:

  • get help!!!
  • go to a doctor!!!!
  • talk to friend
  • go to a doctor!!!
  • go to a doctor!!!!!!!1
  • they can help you and maybe give you medication if you have mental illness!!!!
  • talk to them about your suicidal thoughts!!!
  • i love you

animayonaise:

i need a 6 month vacation twice a year

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